March 29, 2012

"All politics is local"

I find it interesting that a quote from a liberal democrat, Tip O’Neill, is the key to my voting decision in the upcoming Wisconsin presidential primary. I’ve often repeated this quote but it has never meant more to me than the upcoming opportunity to regulate something personal that is completely out of control. So here it is. I’m voting for Rick Santorum because he’s the only candidate with the political courage to regulate my uterus.
It's out of control!

You may remember that I railed about my uterus in a December 2010 post, "Periods. And the periodic table." The thing is out of control and that has not changed. Until my uterus quits working, and nature renders me functionally useless as a breeder in today’s society, I have no idea when it is going to act up again.  In fact, it seems to be getting worse with time and frankly I’m ready for a higher authority to lay down the law!
 
And here’s Rick Santorum, ready and willing to tell my uterus exactly what it can and can not do. I need this kind of definitive control. I can’t get it from my physician and it won’t listen to my husband. Rick Santorum offers the promise of local control in the most personal way. How can I not cast my vote in his favor? He’s thinking about ME!

And that’s all I have to say about this presidential primary. Period.


Music that resonates:
Imma Vote for Rick Santorum (And You Know You Should Too) - Hunter Johnson